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bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

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maskshop:

wow giveaway!!!

i just moved into the tiniest studio apartment with no real room for silly fandom stuff, so i’m gonna slowly give away the old homestuck plushies i have left. (also good news!! is that i have more time to sew new stuff for giveaways & i’m super close to getting my original pattern shop up and running!!)

so here we go: giveaway ends may 30th 2013! reblog and like only once. please be 18 or older or be sure you’re able to receive packages from strangers online. international shipping is a-ok.

p.s. kanaya glows when you press her head. wow Cool

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You tell them, Mrs. Huxtable, you tell them.  I love how he’s facepalming and just KNEW what was coming.

This is EXACTLY how I would want my Pet to respond if anyone visiting my house talked down to her. She may be submissive to ME but that does not mean she is weak. I rather enjoy watching when someone trips one of those buttons that makes her go all alpha on them. Nothing sexier than having a strong woman submit to you.

Oh Sir, I do so love you.  Submitting to you is a privilege.  Thank you for loving me - all of me - so completely. 

I’m pretty sure she is not talking about submitting to her husband…Like I think that was the whole point of her speech to Elvin. I don’t know ho wthe hell y’all got there…but I know for a fact y’all missed the point.

You clearly don’t know anything about D/s or what submission really is or you wouldn’t say that.  Stick to what you know and we’ll do the same.

You are right, I don’t know about D/S and all that. But what I do know, is that this post is not about that at all, yet somehow y’all managed to turn a photoset that is aboutcompromise and no one holding the power to dominate, or someone submitting in a relationship. It is a 50/50 deal.

But once again, y’all strolled onto a post and somehow flipped that. And as a gifmaker, I can tell you, chances are the person that made this, doesn’t want to read your cyber dom-sub thing going on, especially when it contradicts everything that the original post is saying. Plus it’s out of the blue. You could have taken this shit to your blog on a separate post and called it a day.

Well I can certainly say I never expected a post about The Cosby Show to turn into a discussion of bdsm.

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THE SOUND OF HER NAME MAKES THE LITTLE KIDS CRY.

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mom, dad, im roosterteeth

the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese

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And just when I thought I ran out of things to call white people

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One of my oldest & favorite clients! 90+ years. Never had his ears pierced until last year. He started out at 00g

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if you think my posts are ridiculous you should see my life choices.

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Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back

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